Totally inoffensive and politically correct

We’re living in strange times, aren’t we, when anyone’s innocuous comment or gesture can be turned into a weapon against the speaker. Not me. I’m getting on with the present programme, doing my best to stay inoffensive and continue to spout gibberish, just as most of world media these weeks. I’m even updating my vocabulary to be accepted by everyone, anywhere. And hope to be judged as harmless as a cloud, with no more imagination than a caravan site.

Anyone read 1984? Anyone learned from it? Missed the irony?